Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Betty Crocker Morning

When life wakes you up at 6:30 am and you are staring at 3 rotting bananas and 1 black (yes, black) banana, what do you do? You channel your best Betty Crocker and get to work on some muffins. I am sure that if Betty were looking down from above, she would have been disappointed in my this morning. I was still in my pajamas, my hair was less than 60s coif perfect and I didn't even butter. But nonetheless, by the time everyone else woke up this morning, the kitchen was awash in the aroma of warm banana nut muffins. I decided to make jumbo muffins by filling each tin to the top. Rules, be damned! There were delish and CityCrab, CityBaby and even Reuben agree. Here's a reprint of my go to recipe for any kid of muffin. These make great apple nut muffins, too. Just substitute shredded apple for the bananas. And, just so I feel better about it, I use 1/2 whole wheat flour, Splenda brown sugar and substitute butter with applesauce.

2 cups flour - 1 cup white, 1 cup wheat
1.5 teaspoons baking soda
4 bananas (or apples or peaches or pears or whatever)
1 cup brown sugar, Splenda blend
3/4 cup applesauce
2 eggs
1/2 cup nuts (pecans or walnuts or almonds or whatever)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Mix eggs, applesauce and sugar in mixer.
Add flour and baking soda.
Mash bananas in a separate bowl with a fork. I like them chunky.
Then fold bananas into batter. Add nuts and hand stir until incorporated.
Place in muffin tin. This batch made 12 big muffins.
Bake for 18-24 minutes, depending on oven.

Very easy and delicious. My coffee finished brewing in time to enjoy both together.

Back to the Needles

If you are a frequent reader you know I am a sometime knitter who has a lot of yarn. And by a lot, I mean A LOT. It is tucked away in every corner of my house. It occupies under the bed boxes, bins in every closet including the laundry room and linen closet. I have found that I can masquerade it in CityBaby's arts & crafts stuff among stickers & glitter & glue. This leaves me stuck with finding lots of inspiration.

As I go down the rabbit hole know as the world wide web, I often browse knitting sites for inspiration. I have several categories of patterns I find: things I love but could never knit, things I love but don't want to knit and my comfort zone. My comfort zone is made up of scarves, hats, shawls, wraps and bags. Things that don't require too much thinking or expertise. There is also another category of patterns I find that like but think I can change to suit my taste, expertise or timeframe. I may be a sometime knitter but I am an excellent pattern maker.

So, I found a bag I really like. Something I think I will actually use. And I have some gorgeous deep gray wool I scored in Florence (and subsequently schlepped back to the US and through customs) that would make a beautiful winter bag. And, since winter is just about on us (and I only have a small window here in the South) I need to get cracking. Here is the bag:




Imagine it in a deep gray. Gorg, right?

And, here is my vision for what my bag will look like: no pleats - there is no way I can even pretend like I can pull that off. My version will be a slouchy bag with rounder handles than the ones pictured. I plan to start today (like I have a choice with the winter meter running).

I found this pattern on Lion Brand's site and since it is free, I am passing it on.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Chanukah Feast


My paternal grandmother was a good cook. She was not a chef, certainly not by any definition we know today. She was consistent. She used the basics: butter and oil and white flour. She was born in this country but to immigrant parents so she had lots of old world recipes. The old world being Hungary. Between my mother, my aunt and even my father, we have a lot of her recipes. The challenge is that since she was not a trained cook, she cooked by feeling. As such, her recipes go something like this: a handful of this, some of that until it looks right. My aunt has some of her recipes written down. For example, she has my the brisket recipe that my grandmother was able to squeeze out of Mendel, circa 1950 kosher butcher to the stars, written on the paper they used to wrap meat. But, I am not here to talk brisket - that would be way too controversial. With Chanukah right around the corner, my focus is turning out latkes for a 1st night feast.

The key to cooking these latkes does not lie in the ingredients alone. Preparation is vital. Over the years, we have all tried to cut corners. Who wants to break their back hunched over a grater turning 10lbs of potatoes into shreds? I know from experience (mine and others) that a Cuisinart, a mandolin or ricer will not yield the delicious latkes of my youth. So, I use a box grater and I grate and grate down to my bleeding knuckles. Here is the recipe, again, with no measurements. That just adds to the charm.

Figure about 1 potato per person. Grate potatoes on a box grater using the largest shred side. Grate directly into the bowl. Drain any liquid that has accumulated by just pouring it out of the bowl.

For every 4-5 potatoes you use, grate 1/2 an onion, using the same grater side, directly into the bowl.

If you are using at least 4 potatoes (and who bother doing this for less than that?) then mix in 2 eggs. Next come the tricky part. You can use either white all-purpose flour or matzah meal and throw in at a handful at a time. Mixing until it looks like it is coming together. You don;t want it too thick and the liquid should still be loose not pasty. See? I told you thi way of cooking is really hard.

Then ground in lots of black pepper. Salt is optional.

Next, cover a heavy bottomed pan with oil. You are frying after all. Use either vegetable or canola. Paging Dr. Agatston. It should be about 1/4" deep. Oil needs to be hot. Then lift out the latke batter using a large fork and place into hot oil. Theo first batch is considered a lost leader. Use this to taste the batter and make seasoning adjustments, if necessary.

Draining the latkes is very important. My grandmother used paper grocery bags. And that is what I use. I "forget" my recyclable bags for 2 weeks prior to Chanukah so I can stock up on paper bags. As the edges of the latkes begin to brown in the oil. flip them (carefully) and allow both sides to brown. Then remove them and place them on the paper bags to drain. Then they can be placed on a cookie sheet and in a warm oven until ready to serve.

Clean up is a nightmare. There is now way around it. You will have oil splattered everywhere. Your hair will smell, your kitchen will smell and your clothes will smell. It's worse than fajita night at Chili's. But when you sit down and eat them you will forget at that because these will be the best latkes you will ever taste.

Other Chanukah serving selections include fried chicken or chicken tenders. Since the miracle of Chanukah is that there was enough oil to last 8 days, this holiday is centered around fried food. So, donuts or sufganiyah are another popular item. I serve my latkes old school with sour cream and apple sauce. And, I'll whip up a batch of coleslaw just to get some vegetables in there but I always have it left over.

From there it's on to gelt and gifts. Then clean up just in time for the second night. Just kidding. I only serve latkes the first night. I can only channel my grandmother so often - she gets tired, too.

From Mashed to Fried.........


With Thanksgiving behind me, I now turn my thoughts to Chanukah. Especially, since it starts in 5 days. Yes, thanks to the lunar calendar, this year we go from stuffing to latkes in just a matter of days. The upside? I am completely done with the holiday shopping season by early December. The downside? I've got to plan 2 holidays back to back. So, now I shift my thinking to all things starch. I am having a small, casual Chanukah get together the first night. The prep will be easy, it's standing over hot oil frying latkes that becomes the challenge. Also, I've only got a few days to finish gift buying & wrapping and tracking down chocolate gelt. No rest for the weary.

Thanksgiving Recap

It has taken me 2 days to get this post together as my recovery is taking longer this year. The meaning of Thanksgiving (being grateful and being with family) was accomplished. I tried a few different things this year and it went well. However, there is always room for improvement. I only served a few h'or d'oeuvres since everyone complained about too many last year. And, of course, they complained about that, too (welcome to a Jewish Thanksgiving). But serving prosecco and cava was a hit. As was serving fried chicken for the kids. Ann, of course, saved the gravy again as well kept the kitchen moving smoothly. Pulling off Thanksgiving dinner for 27 people reminds me of all the things for which I am thankful. I am already planning 2011.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Let's Do The Time Warp Again


Yesterday in the NYTimes there was an article about time shifting holidays. This is something we have done for years. When I tell other people we do this, I never once heard a "me, too" so I was intrigued to read someone else's interpretation. Time shifting the holidays allows you to celebrate the holiday when it works for you. This is especially convenient for Jewish holidays since they are based on a lunar calendar and you never know when they will occur year to year, as opposed to Christmas, which, in case you haven't heard, is on the December 25th every year. Over the years, CityCrab's family has become a bit of a diaspora. As long as I've known him (10+ years), his family has always celebrated Chanukah over Christmas. This allows children and grandchildren who live states away the time to come to Charleston. And, it's not like we are doing anything else. So, every year on Christmas Day night we gather at my in-laws for latkes and donuts and dreidels and presents. Everyone goes home happy and full. And, by December 31st rolls around we can all say we took part in a Chanukah celebration.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Homework


Last week, CityBaby came home from preschool with homework. Homework! It was a blank turkey with instructions to decorate it as a family for placement in the class turkey farm. Let me back up and add that there are 6 kids in his class. So, there's a lot of pressure. Since we were late in getting it in, I was able to view the work of his classmates and their families, giving me somewhat of a competitive edge. But, also more pressure. Since it's Fall-ish here I thought a natural approach would work. I promised CityBaby all day that when he got home we would go on a nature walk, collect leaves and glue it to the turkey. Glue is his all time favorite activity lately so I knew this was a strategic move. Of course, since it had to be done as a family we asked Reuben to join us. And, off we went....

We collected a big bag of leaves. I really had to be creative since we don't have a ton of turning leaves and Palm trees don't turn. And, I had to explain why rocks would not work. As you can imagine, this quickly became a "mommy collects and everyone else plays" project.

As soon as we got home it was all about glue. It was all he could talk about. So, we quickly got down to task. I had envisioned taking the leaves and ripping them apart and re-gluing them in a mosaic pattern. So much for artistic vision. I had to do my best to keep the turkey from being glued to the table or the dog. And, everyone got in on the act.
Regardless, this was a fun project and CityBaby is very proud of the finished product. And, I am relieved it's over.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Thanksgiving? More Like Giving Up


Hard to believe it is already Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving marks the birthday of my blog and this year is my 4th anniversary. It also marks a source of extreme stress. And, I say this with the best of spirits. After the Fall I've had, the last thing I feel like doing is planning for Thanksgiving. But, I am a glutton for pusnihsment and I enjoy it. So, earlier this week, I dusted off my master spreadsheet and got to work. Updated my guest list, recounted how many people I can fit in my house, edited the menu (less h'or d'oeuvres this year), secured help (can't do it wihtout Ann), counted my silverware and my flower vases. The rest of the week was filled with calling and confirming (would your 12 year old be opposed to sharing CityBaby's high chair? Are you sure?), checking linens for stains and determining if a strategically placed water pitcher would cover last year's Passover Manischewitz stain. Hosting 30 people, family members, natch, is no easy task. But by the time I've had a few glasses of wine and the parade is playing in the background and everyone is eating and bickering over whose mashed potatoes are better, it all seems worth it. Did I mention there is wine?

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Pimp My Muffin


I am a night cooker. That means after everything else is done for the day, CityBaby is down, I pull out the recipes and KitchenAid and go to it. I have been looking for a healthy muffin alternative. I had a bunch of browning bananas last week and lacking time and creativity, I went to my standby recipe. It includes 3/4 cup of butter. Real butter. Can you hear my arteries hardening? Last night, I was looking at a bunch of turning apples so I decided to experiment. I took a banana nut muffin recipe and altered it. I replaced the butter with applesauce, split the flour into 1cup each of white and wheat and used the Splenda brown sugar blend. They came out delicious. Admittedly, they are denser than your typical muffin but with practically no fat and lots of fiber, they are a great alternative. Plus, everyone here loves them. But please don't tell them the truth.

Low Fat, High Fiber Apple Nut Muffins

2 cups flour (1 cup white flour, 1 cup wheat)
1.5 teaspoons of baking powder
1 cup brown sugar (I use Splenda brown sugar blend)
3/4 cup applesauce
2 eggs
1/2 cups walnuts
2 apples - peeled and shredded

In a mixer, combine eggs and applesauce. Then add in sugar and mix well. Add flour and baking powder into mixer and combine everything. Then hand stir in shredded apples and walnuts just to combine. You don't want to beat this too much at this point.

I like a bigger muffin, so I fill the muffin tins to about the top. This recipe yielded 12 muffins. Bake in a 375 degree over for 18-20 minutes. Since these are dense, I recommend checking with a toothpick or skewer to test when done. Remove from oven when brown on top and done inside. Let stand for a few minutes then remove from pan.